tomlintum:

whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can

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i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions

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concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

thenorsebros:

if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next

the only acceptable use for a ouija board

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